I Will Staple You

Today I got my stapler.

In my old company, I would just ransack the supplies cabinet. I would rummage through, and take whatever I thought was cool, and might even decide to use. Now I have to walk to the other side of the office, go into the admin office and ask specifically for what I want.

I forgot how shitty corporate Mondays can be. I used to be the perpetual snooze button presser. Now, there are actually people in the office on time, I wake up a full hour and a half earlier than when I used to.