Lactation Periods

Work is pretty good. Even though I don't get home until before 10pm, pull 80 hour weeks, don't get to see my friends, pass out as soon as I get home, all in all it's been good. Since my stapler, I've gotten 2 namecard boxes, a USB stick, thumbtacks and a bunch of binders. The office supply room has everything!

I got a funny email today from an admin person. She sent it to about 50 people in our company

Dear all,

As I am in the lactation period, I would leave one hour in advance everyday. In case there is some emergency, the traveling book would be handled by our reception June, and I would assist if necessary.

Regards,
XXXXX

I really don't think she knows how this sounds though.  My colleagues and I were cracking up so hard.