Monday, December 04, 2006

Gong Li's Bitties

I saw an ad on the bottom of my MSN messenger.  That space really works to get my attention... very smart.  It was annoying at first since it took up 5% of my precious desktop space but I've gotten some interesting information off of that thing.  Like how Snoop got arrested again.  Screening for the next Rocky film was disappointing for Stallone.  The cool thing I saw last week was for the next Zhang Yimou movie, Curse of the Golden Flower.  The cinematography, pictures and website give the movie a really cool feel that I just can't put my finger on.  It just looks like a really dope movie. 

In China, they have started advertising the movie.  I went to the theatres the other day and posters promoting the movie were up.  I also noticed that the movie is coming out in China a full week before it is released in the US.  Needless to say, the Chinese piraters will surely get a MPG copy of that online.  Anyways, I'm straying from the topic of today's post, which was so strategically placed as the title.  In all ads that I've seen, trailers of the movie, even the first page of the website, one glaring thing (actually 2) stares me right in the face and I can only assume naively that it was done on purpose.

Gong Li is such a hottie.  I don't get excited over things that easily (ok, maybe I do), but I can't wait until the movie comes out.  Yes, that excites me.  I also bought a Tumi suitcase today.  That was pretty cool too.

Man my English really bites.  Okay bye.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

5 Years Tomorrow

I was working on a couple documents in the office, and just noticed while typing dates that tomorrow is September 11. It's a date that I know of, but because I was in China when it happened, not something I am overly sensitive to. Being in China, you're a bit sheltered from the bombardment of media from the US / North America. I read Google News often, but that's limited to the morning or night of any particular day. I don't see (or understand) the headlines when I walk past the newsstand, I don't notice the news on the TVs as I walk past the stores, and it is/was not in daily conversation when at the dinner table. I can only imagine how difficult it must have been to be constantly bombarded with this information at the time while in the US. A silent moment for all that were affected.

On a happier note, Jay-Z is confirmed to perform here. I've copied the article in case the link breaks:

http://shdx.piao.com.cn/en_piao/zhongjiye.asp?952

Jay-Z Shanghai Vocal Concert
Time: 2006/10/23
Venue: Hongkou Soccer Stadium
Price: 100/300/400/500/600/800
More Info

Jay-Z was born Shawn Corey Carter, on December 4, 1969 and was raised in the Marcy Projects of Brooklyn, New York. During his school days, he befriended a young Christopher Wallace, who grew up to be known as the Notorious B.I.G.

Jay-Z has been the most consistent rap artist of the past five years, with platinum release after platinum release. As a hustler in his rough neighborhood, Jay-Z used his money to finance a career in music and released independent records in the late '80s. His parents were avid record collectors and Jay-Z would sit down at the dining room table as a child writing rhymes while his mother cleaned the house with the music blaring. The more time he spent on the block though, the less time he had for transcribing lyrics. As a result, Jay-Z developed a genius skill that few others could emulate, even now.

Note:Jay-Z's girlfriend Beyonce Knowles will present as an honoured guest in the show.

Remarks: Tickets are booking now!


Do people in China even know what hustler means? I wonder what went through the heads of the 50 - 60 year old cadre of censors when they reviewed Jay-Z's lyrics. Fei chang hao!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

China Loves the H to the Izzo's

Jay-Z concert date set
Wu Yingying
2006-08-25
FAMOUS American rapper Jay-Z will hold his first concert in China at Hongkou Football Stadium on October 23.

Jay-Z's Shanghai stop is part of the singer's Asian tour that will also take him to Taipei and Seoul, South Korea.

His fiancee, actress and singer Beyonce Knowles, will accompany him on the tour, said Sun Yun from KS production company, the concert's promoter.

Sun said Beyonce is not scheduled to perform, but they hope to persuade her to appear on stage for a couple of tunes.

"Jay-Z's agent contacted us two months ago. And we decided to cooperate after seeing that Black Eyed Peas was a box-office success last month," said Sun, "Jay-Z is the leading trendsetter in American hiphop. He's more highly regarded than the Black Eyed Peas in the same industry."

Sun said ticket prices have not been confirmed. However, he said the lowest price will be about 100 yuan (US$12.50) and the highest no more than 1,000 yuan - roughly the same as tickets for the Black Eyed Peas.

Jay-Z was born Shawn Carter in 1969. He grew up in the Marcy projects in Brooklyn, New York.

Jay-Z has also created his own label called Roc-A-Fella Records. Some of his hit songs include "Money Ain't a Thang," "Cash, Money, Hoes," and "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It To Me)."

"I saw the 'Deja Vu' video with his girlfriend, Beyonce. It is so hot. I hope Beyonce will be his guest performer in Shanghai," said Candy Li, 23, a hiphop music lover.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Company Trips

One bonus of working in a larger company is that they go on company trips. Off to Koh Samui, Thailand I go!

Here are some pics from Beijing:


And of course, Mr. Xia Yu!


Saturday, August 05, 2006

www.experiencesomethingnew.com

Air New Zealand, a Proximity client in Shanghai, will be offering non stop flights to Auckland from Shanghai 3 times a week starting in November.

To give the locals an experience they can relate with, we brought a local celeb - Xia Yu - down and had him record his experiences at www.experiencesomethingnew.com.

I also happen to be in Beijing this weekend and have been able to hang out with him and his girlfriend Yuan Quan.

They're so down to earth and can both sing!

Pics soon...

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight

I wonder how the Chinese censors viewed the lyrics to some of the songs in the Black Eyed Peas repertoire. I'm sure the guys promoting the concert glazed over the metaphors in many of the lyrics.

"Well here, they're talking about having breakfast together, mixing milk with this brand called cocoa puff. American rap stars love milk. And Cocoa Puffs."

The Black Eyed Peas performed for the first time in Shanghai on Thursday night after first visiting Hong Kong on the 16th, and then Beijing on the 18th. Although the concert wasn't amazing, I thought it was very good, and what amazed me, is how many people went. I've been to the venue before for Michael Bolton and for Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees and I've never seen it that packed for foreign artists. But then again, it could be because I went to a Michael Bolton and Robin Gibb concert... I digress...

But a sense of happiness did rush through me as the lights dimmed and the DJs were pumping hip hop in the stadium while we were waiting for the BEP to come out and perform. China loves hip hop. Young China anyway. I've seen some pretty random stuff here. DJ Jazzy Jeff was here a couple weeks ago and we saw him spin. He was pretty cool. And of course, we saw Jin tha MC here a couple times. Ice-T also. I don't think 50 will ever get his debut here, but Usher or Beyonce I think would do well. Hova! Look at me, I'm a brutha now.





More pictures from the Black Eyed Peas concert here.


Tuesday, July 11, 2006

It's coming...

So close yet so far...



Speaking of movies, Superman Returns came out in China yesterday. I saw the DVD for sale on Sunday, but I refrained from purchasing it because I wanted to see it on BIG screen. Not only is it on BIG screen, it is on IMAX here. There are a few IMAX theatres in Shanghai, but the main one for movies like this is at Raffles City, a mall by People's Square. It's called Peace Cinema. SO a bunch of friends and I will be going to Peace Cinema tomorrow. And did you know IMAX was a Canadian invention? I only found out during Canada Day celebrations here in Shanghai because IMAX had a booth. Just thought I'd share that information with you.

You're welcome.

Will be in HK this weekend. Will watch Pirates of the Caribbean in the theatres too! Just goes to show that people will still pay money to see a good movie. The Superman Returns DVD was 7RMB. At the IMAX, it's 120RMB.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Lactation Periods

Work is pretty good. Even though I don't get home until before 10pm, pull 80 hour weeks, don't get to see my friends, pass out as soon as I get home, all in all it's been good. Since my stapler, I've gotten 2 namecard boxes, a USB stick, thumbtacks and a bunch of binders. The office supply room has everything!

I got a funny email today from an admin person. She sent it to about 50 people in our company

Dear all,

As I am in the lactation period, I would leave one hour in advance everyday. In case there is some emergency, the traveling book would be handled by our reception June, and I would assist if necessary.

Regards,
XXXXX


I really don't think she knows how this sounds though.  My colleagues and I were cracking up so hard.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Where is the Love?

Another concert just around the corner...



I think this is going to be a pretty fun night, a bunch of our friends are buying tickets to go.  Come along!

Work is nucking futs. I really need some help here.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

China Loves itself some World Cup

This is the second time I've been in China for World Cup. You know you've been somewhere too long when...

But I must admit, China does love itself some World Cup. Coming from Canada, for me, personally, World Cup wasn't very big. I mean we had the Blue Jays and the Maple Leafs. I knew jack squat about our soccer team. I suppose countries with crappy soccer teams don't care too much about the World Cup... but how about those Oilers, eh?

How much does China love World Cup? I was in a cab, and some of them have mini TV's sitting on the sun visor just above the passenger seat. On my way to the club (Babyface), the mini TV was showing the Portugal v. Iran game live. I drove by a couple buildings where they had big LED screens showing the game as well. I got into the club, and the music was pumpin, but the lights were a bit brighter than usual. Dotted along the wall were plasma screen TVs showing the game. People were a dancin' and a boppin' with their gazes fixated on the game. Random I tell you. The bars also had people sitting intently watching the game. Cab drivers without the mini TV's had it on the radio. Random girls had flags painted on their cheeks.

China does love itself some World Cup.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Chinese Resumes

After posting my job description up on a local university bulletin board, in two days I received about 300 resumes. This is the first time I've ever had to sift through so much shit stuff I just wanted to share some insight on the resumes I received.

It's unfortunate but about 20% of them I deleted right off the bat because they sent me a Chinese version. I just didn't want to sift through all the bs. Resumes I got also are very messy. I don't think anyone ever taught them how to format a word document. And really random things too. One guy's name was Peter Parker. I guess it worked because it got me to look at his resume. There was this one girl, whose name was Harry. Thankfully her resume was not so good and I didn't have to discriminate based on her name. Many resumes also had indication of status (single, married etc.), sex, age and health! The answer for health always was "good". I guess it's useful to know that I would hire someone healthy, although it's possible to lie on a resume.

I also got resumes from people who had MBA's, masters in finance and economics, engineering, thermodynamics, automation, really frackin random. Most of my candidates had 3.5 GPA's or higher. Most could speak more than one language, popular ones outside of English included German, French, Japanese and Russian.

In the end, I deleted people who I thought were too smart and would likely leave after 2 months, people who had a long history of working in fields completely unrelated to ours (insurance, banking, medical, thermodynamics), and people that had poor English on their resumes.

I've set up interviews and have been meeting them in 10 minute intervals. Unfortunately, I'm only at a 10% hit rate now. This is going to be a long process.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Looking for a Job?

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Requirements
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* Working experience in events, brand management or marketing
* Good fashion sense
* Good time management and interpersonal skills
* Able to work under pressure, tight deadlines and long hours
* Looking for local Chinese candidate, good command of English a must
* Willing to learn and contribute as team member
* Strong grasp of Office Products (PowerPoint, Excel, Word)
* Customer-service oriented
* Good working attitude

* Able to start work immediately will be advantageous

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Monday, June 05, 2006

I Will Staple You

Today I got my stapler.

In my old company, I would just ransack the supplies cabinet. I would rummage through, and take whatever I thought was cool, and might even decide to use. Now I have to walk to the other side of the office, go into the admin office and ask specifically for what I want.

I forgot how shitty corporate Mondays can be. I used to be the perpetual snooze button presser. Now, there are actually people in the office on time, I wake up a full hour and a half earlier than when I used to.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Corporates

The corporate world is so organized compared to my maverick days back at APNC. Upon arriving, I was given a box. It was white with pink, green, yellow and blue polkadots. Opening it, it contained:

- A box for holding pens
- A pink and a yellow highlighter
- 1 black and 1 blue Uniball pens
- A pair of scissors, blue handle
- A black and a blue no name ink pen
- A glue stick
- A Uni Correction Pen
- A package of 10 plastic folders

I wonder what box they give you when you are asked to leave.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Support Your Fellow Mutants!

I saw X-men, I thought it was really cool. So I was disappointed when I read the reviews after the movie, that generally said that it was a piece of crap.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&gl=us&ie=UTF-8&q=x-men&btnG=Search+News

Please support your local mutant by watching the movie!

I also read an article on CNN about how Marvel is investing in it's own movie production studio. Unfortunately, they are investing a lot of money into Captain America! WTF, who wants to watch a patriotic freak in tights that throws around a metal sheild? But then again, I did enjoy watching a movie with a bunch of guys in leather tights running around and beat each other up to save humanity.

Also found a cool site: http://peekvid.com/

It's got a lot of cool downloads. Not sure if it is entirely legal though, but GEEZ, there's no LOST.

Even though I'm in Shanghai and don't get the daily dishings of HBO and other pay TV programming, the many pirated DVD shops and magical technologies of BitTorrent have fed many a thirst for quality programming in China.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Can't Wait!!!

Hello. I can't wait. Tomorrow, I will be watching X-men 3!!!!

http://www.x-menthelaststand.com/

I'm still a kid deep inside.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Night Fever

Last night was Robin Gibb's concert in Shanghai. It wasn't a sold out audience, and I was able to get scalped tickets for cheap. 580RMB tickets I got for 200RMB each. So my mom and I sat and watched Robin Gibb sing the Bee Gee hits that we all know. It's kinda sad that his brother passed away, and even though it wasn't really watching the Bee Gees perform, it kinda was like we were watching them perform. Of course, Robin Gibb does have some vocal leads on songs like I Started a Joke and Words and Massachusetts. I can't believe I've watched Michael Bolton AND Robin Gibb in concert. Nevertheless, it was still fun. Scalped tickets for this type of concert is very easy to get, and I couldn't help but think that people who paid for front row seats got jipped, since the audience started gathering right in front of the stage by the time Robin Gibb was singing his Saturday Night Fever songs blocking the view of anyone in the first few rows.



Here are some pics from the Chivas party. It was good seeing Jaime, Karin and their friends.



A while back, I said something new was happening. So here it is, I just quit my job.



Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Fascinated with China

There's so much fascination with this country:

http://www.nytimes.com/specials/chinarises/intro/index.html

Everyone's trying to figure it out. I sometimes doubt my decisions to come here, but when I look at all the different places in the world, and what's going on over there and wherever, my personal experiences andarticles like these reinforce my hunch that this is one of the most exciting places to be right now. Once in a lifetime.

Watching the NYTimes special, I am also saddened by the videos of the extremely poor, and about the people who are very wealthy now in China. The rich like Jack Ma and Zuo Zongsen literally busted their balls to get where they were. Jack Ma randomly approached white people and practiced English on his own for 9 years on a daily basis! That's friggin dedication. I'm reminded of stories about Li Ka Shing who used to sell wallets and plastic flowers on the streets, and now is one of the most powerful men in Asia. Or even my dad, who read the English dictionary cover to cover everyday until he memorized all the words so that he could properly understand the English language.

We have it so good, we will never be as hungry as they are/were. The discipline, the zen like patience... goes against the grain in this world of consumerism and instant gratification. Where commercials are limited to 30 seconds and people are finding out that even that is too long to keep the attention of the average person. Where headlines are cut to 3 - 5 key words or they're not read. Where daily conversation is kept at a minimum in illegible short hand OMG, TTYL, LOL. Some may claim efficiency, but I think it more has to do with laziness, impatience and lack of discipline. This is a 1.2 billion force that is on the rise, I don't think people truly understand that yet. Do you?

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Hong Kong for a Breather

I went to Hong Kong to attend a friend's wedding this weekend, and let me tell you how great it is to get out of China for a breath of civilized air. Yes, no more elbowing in line, no more screaming at taxi drivers, no more dodging random bikes. Hong Kong is fast paced and very organized and very civil.

Congratulations to Andy and Polly who tied the knot this April 22, 2006. Their website: http://www.andynpolly.com/

Yes, Hong Kong is busy, and the thing is that things are much more predictable there. So no, the car to the left won't veer onto your lane unexpectedly because the driver will have the courtesy to signal. And no, you won't have to jump away from spit because people generally don't spit all over the place in HK (unless you're a tourist from China - sheyit).

My cousin's kid, Ryan, is arguably the cutest kid on this planet right now.



I don't think I've ever spoilt a kid before, but this one is a perfect excuse to do so. I bought him a toy car at Toys 'R' Us, it was only 20 bucks!



I don't know if you care or not, but Robin Gibbs of the Bee Gees is coming to sing in Shanghai. No, it's not a joke, and even if it were, I didn't start it. Tee hee!


Friday, April 14, 2006

Silly Americans

Mr. Hu is going to pay a visit to the US, this is big news for the Chinese and Americans are treading very cautiously. I once read of the importance to understand your enemy, and in my view, it is very clear that should you propose such a stance between the US and China, the Chinese by far have the upper hand. American's know too little about China.

I read a recent article in the Economist about China's upcoming visit. A very good one that I believe sums up the stance that both governments are taking. The message essentially is that both the Chinese and the Americans need each other, but neither are going to overly capitulate to the other's demands. As a compromise, they are each doing little things here and there, hinting for greater cooperation to come. In my opinion, it is doubtful, however, that the efforts by the Chinese is a permanent one.

Here is a list of some of the more visible efforts undertaken by Mr. Hu's party (reference Economist article):
1. To help reduce America's record trade deficit with China, valued by the Americans at $202 billion last year, a Chinese delegation last week embarked on a buying tour in America that is expected to result in some $15 billion-worth of deals
2. China's RMB is at an all time high, now 8.05 to 1 USD (it was pegged at 8.27 before)
3. In response to concerns about violations of IP rights in China, the Chinese authorities have staged a show of resolve in recent weeks. Some shops in Beijing selling pirated DVDs have been closed. Banners have appeared on the streets urging citizens not to buy them.
4. In late March the government ordered computer manufacturers to pre-load licensed operating-system software onto machines to prevent retailers using pirated versions
5. And increased efforts to participate in global affairs (Iran's nuclear energy program as well as N. Korea's nuclear weapons program as major cases in point)

This is all fine and dandy, but the number 1 mandate for China is to maintain stability in a country that has had a history of continued instability and infighting. The strategy is thus to grow economically, militarily and socially through influence of the government.

For #1 - 2, the US can do many things to help ease the current trade imbalance. Sell high technology items, there is currently a blacklist of what the Chinese cannot buy, many in the high tech sector. Well, yes, you may be feeding a dragon of monstrous proportions, but there is no way the yuan will re-evaluate in a drastic way. Too many industries will be affected, and more importantly, too many people will lose their jobs. China's got lots of money in the bank.  Over $850 billion!

For efforts 3 - 4, there is no way that this issue will be resolved in the next 10 years. There are thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people who make a living and depend on income generated from pirated dvds and software. Businesses that run on pirated Microsoft OS, Adobe programs etc. This is the new wired China. They hunger for the latest Hollywood movies, and are using cutting edge technology, but cannot afford it at US prices. There may be banners on the MAJOR streets encouraging people not to buy pirated dvds, but within a 5 block radius of my home, there are over 25 outlets that sell pirated dvds that are not affected by these signs and police closures.

Effort 5 is a tricky one, because of the current energy needs of China, the whole TW issue, as well as attracting FDI in China, China has been wisely picking its battles.

Please, my American neighbors, do not think for once you have China figured out. Things go a lot deeper and abusive accusations to the Chinese need to be met with self criticism. I guess that's the disadvantage of being on top, everyone seems to be gunning for you.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Random Things in Shanghai

Well, the Rolling Stones are here in Shanghai tonight. They were featured on the cover of the Shanghai Daily, a local English newspaper, and I saw them in random expatriate magazines. I also saw a big billboard along the highway. I also heard rumours about it about a month or so before as I got calls to see if anyone was willing to sponsor. I guess you can't say I've fully integrated into society of the last five years. Although I do notice the things that are going on around me, I sometimes feel that it is at a very surface level. I don't watch Chinese TV, a great source of info because the programming is TERRIBLE. And I still don't have many local friends because I'd just rather speak in English with people who get it, than spend so much thought and energy speaking Chinese to those who don't.



But before I go on, this post was supposed to be a short one about entertainment in Shanghai. Yes, TV programming is shyte, but there's also a lot of other options, and big names coming to Shanghai. Aside from the Stones, tonight, DJ Tiesto is also rockin' in Shanghai. He'll be at Babyface, sponsored by Chivas. Too crazy for me, so I've opted out. On Thursday, I saw DJ Whoo Kid spin at a club called Bon Bon. From my previous post, you'll have seen that Lion King is set to do a stint here as well. Of all the random people, James Brown was here a couple weeks ago. I wasn't at the concert, but heard it was amazing. And of course you got all the other noteables, including Yoyo Ma, Diana Krall, Laura Fygi...

I'm regretting that I didn't buy tickets fot the Stones though. Never really thought about it until today, but those guys would really put on a good performance. Don't know how the promoter's will make money on this one though. 8,500 seating is apparently one of the smallest concerts they've done, and how ironic it is done in the world's most populous countries. I guess the majority of locals wouldn't even know who the Stones Rolling are anyway.

Friday, March 31, 2006

Another New Club in Shanghai

There's another new club opening in SH. It's called SNATCH. Apparently some affiliation with Mike Tyson, as he was here this weekend to attend the opening.

I was there last night and I overheard some American guy explaining to a European guy that Snatch also means pu$$y. Pretty funny, the whole situation.

I know, not the most useful blog this one, but I thought I'd update since I've been pretty busy.

D-Day is coming, more on that a bit later on. Here are some pics from Snatch:




Monday, March 20, 2006

Gucci Gucci Gucci

Every major fashion show, we are asked to invite celebrities and VIPs to their event. Depending on the budget and the brand, different celebrities are invited. This Spring Summer Gucci show was no different. I'm not a huge fan of Huang Yi, but she's a relatively famous local Shanghainese. She's here posing with another celeb from HK, Peter Ho, and Ms. Tang (President of Asia Pacific Gucci Group).



This is another celeb, don't know who she is, but her facial structure looks a tad masculine...



More pictures will be uploaded, but for now, you can find them here.



Sunday, March 12, 2006

Crisis of Monumental Proportions

Are you lost?

Do you feel as if life is at a standstill? That you're just drifting in the wind with no real sense of purpose?

Do you find that you lack focus? Lack Purpose?

Does everything around you seem to be changing, improving, except yourself?

Are you unhappy with your current state? Is there something that you know you want to change, but don't know exactly what you really want?

Spinning your wheels but not going anywhere?

Losing hope? Scared? Feeling anxiety, unsure of what lies ahead?

You may be suffering from quarter-life crisis.

Here are some readings to try get you on track. Your life is in your hands, and only YOU can change it.

http://www.quintcareers.com/quarterlife_career_crisis.html
http://www.quarterlifecrisis.com/
http://www.youngmoney.com/lifestyles/advice/040502
http://featuredreports.monster.com/firstjob/crisis/

Sunday, March 05, 2006

A Disastrous Week...

After flying back from Thailand, taking the red eye from Bangkok at 2am and arriving in Shanghai at 7:30am, rolling into work, I had a disastrous week.

Yes, Monday was followed by Tuesday night poker. (Hey, I haven't chilled with the boys in a while, and poker's a great way to chill.)

Tuesday was followed by Wednesday's celebration of Jamian's birthday at DaMarco's and then party at Babyface. (Hey, it's Jamian! One of my good buddies in Shanghai! I had to go right?)

Wednesday was followed by Thursday night's little outing at Guandii. Some guy from Singapore was in town, and my friend had to show him a good time, and needed to rally the troops so that there was some critical mass. (Hey, it's all good, I'm doing someone a favour! They wouldn't ask me if they didn't really need it right? err...)

Thursday was followed by Friday night's Atlantis Rising party, a party that one of suppliers put together to celebrate their 900th day birthday. (Hey, I was doing QC. AND it was a Friday night, I didn't expect to stay home on a Friday did I? After a long week at work... and in retrospect of going out... Ok so maybe I should not have went to Guandii afterwards and stayed til it closed.)

And that was topped off by last nights little adventure. Going to a houseparty full of laowais, and mostly guys, dirty ones wanting to prey on the locals. Then traveling to Gossip only to find out it was an after hours place. Then to Cashbox to join Alton's birthday. Then to Guandii to enjoy the Hip Hop. Then back to Gossip...

I don't remember the last time I went out every night of the week. What a Frackin disaster. I'm almost 30. This place is a den of sin I tell you. Hopefully I have gotten it out of my system. Time to concentrate. Concentrate dammit.

Mary J. Blige is great, I think her voice is fantastic, and I'm glad she has another album out.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

V Dub in Da House

These are so hilarious:

http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/02/22/vw-strikes-again-un-pimp-my-ride-videos/

I remember we pitched an agency one time for VW's business. They were once a dominant car brand in China. Too bad they're losing to all the newcomers. I have a feeling that Volvo will do wonders in China: Safe, Luxurious and Sleek.

I just returned from Thailand.  Phi Phi island is the most beautiful place that I've ever been in my life.  More pics to be posted soon.

Friday, February 24, 2006

In Thailand for the First TIme

So I am in Bangkok right now. It's my friend, Andy's bachelor party. It will likely consist of chilling at the beach in Phuket and reading my books.

So good to be outta SH's cold and drab weather.

Every day, there is at least one highlight that makes my day. It's all I can do with such a routine in Shanghai. Today, that highlight was finding this:



That's right. Lion King is coming to Shanghai. Of all the musicals I've seen, I truly believe this one to be extra exceptional. Most because of the beautiful costumes and how creative the actors have been able to portray the animals of the jungle. I know, it's a little gay, but Simba is coming to Shanghai. So what I can sing Hakuna Matata? So what?

Sunday, February 12, 2006

It's Freezing in Shanghai, China

Heating in China, is really designed very poorly.

First of all, most apartments seldom have a heater built in, so what you end up doing is buying a couple heaters / air conditioning machines that attach to the wall or act as a standalone heating unit. Apartments usually will have some type of an outlet for the wiring of this, and usually, each room will be suitable for 1 of these units.

Now the stupid thing is, is that these outlets are located near the top of the room, in some far corner of the room. Not very efficient if you want to evenly distribute the heat in a large room relatively quickly. Secondly, heat rises, so wouldn't it make more sense if the heat vents were on the ground? The developers here must not know that. Also, everything here seems to be built out of concrete, not the greatest insulator. I hate it when people ask me why I complain about the cold since I'm from Canada. These people are obviously retarded. In Canada, all our walls are insulated with fibreglass insulating material, designed to trap heat. I can practically run around naked at home in the dead of winter. Not in Shanghai though.

Must have those soft fur slippers so your feet don't touch the cold ass ground. Must wear longjohns for that extra layer of warmth. Must have that electric blanket to keep your bed extra warm. Must have that cup of hot tea/water right beside you at all times. I guess it could be worse, and I could be living in Beijing where it is snowing.

Google Maps has a map of Shanghai:
Google Map Shanghai

It's interesting to note that they won't let you zoom TOO close. You KNOW they have the technology to do it, I guess the MAN thought that it might be a little bit too intrusive.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Back in Shanghai

After a week of being in HK, it was good to be in SH. Especially after I lost my phone in HK, so disappointing. What it did do though, was give me an excuse to purchase a new phone. I was going to get a Motorola Q, but it wasn't out yet, but tell me you don't think this is so dope!



I ended up getting an O2 mini, and a Jabra 250 bluetooth headset.  I'm really happy with this phone.



Another comment I'd like to make is about HK Disneyland and the boneheads that run it. Chinese New Year is an amazing time for HK's economy because of the increased spending as well as the 400,000 + visitors from mainland China that go to HK to spend money. Disneyland this year was a massive draw, and it was quite apparent that the people behind planning did not anticipate the popularity of Disneyland. They began to close off ticket sales after entrants reached a certain limit, and did not allowed some people to buy tickets / enter the park. The problem was that many mainland Chinese bought prepurchased tickets hoping to visit Disneyland in HK during Chinese New Year and upon the order to disallow additional guests into the park, many of these people with the prepurchased tickets were turned away.

It not only ruined the vacation of some wealthy Chinese, many young childrens' first real contact with Disney was soured and the amount of people that it pissed off caused a lot of negative PR. Chinese are extremely gossipy, and word of mouth here is more powerful than ever. With the additional string of negative PR, Disney's got to hire some smarter people to make their decisions.

The one major weekend in 2006, and they mess it up. Dumbasses.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Who Let the Dogs Out!

I am in Hong Kong for CNY, it's always good to get out of Shanghai every once in a while. I've been taking the bus more in HK, it's so convenient, and everything here makes more sense than they do in SH. It is extremely obvious that things in SH are not properly planned out, and is no wonder that I get pissed at someone somewhere in SH at least once a day.

And the people in HK seem much nicer, they line up, say thank you and also will let people such as elders or people with the right of way go ahead of them. I almost forgot about being nice, until on the bus, a few of the passengers gave the bus driver some red pocket money (lai see / hong bao). I cannot imagine people in China, especially the Shanghainese, doing that to complete strangers.

Having said that, I need to get me some lai see!

Gong xi fa cai / Gong hay fat choy ... Happy Chinese New Year and I wish you a Happy and Prosperous Year of the Dog!

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Googled in China

The recent news of Google adjusting their search engine for China is an intelligent and very necessary move for Google if they are to survive in China's changing Internet landscape. In a country where Internet usage growth is soaring, everyone in China that uses the Internet knows Google right now. I would argue that to "Google" something, is also as familliar to the Chinese as it is in the West. And if you don't believe the hype about Baidu.com, then you should believe the hype, because Baidu.com is also widely used. I took an informal survey among my local friends and everyone also uses Baidu. But Google's latest move, should keep Baidu's stock tame and maintain Google's foothold in China.

"Searches for the Falun Gong, the Dalai Lama and Taiwanese independence all seem to have results omitted..."

Google.com still works for me right now, but when it kicks in, I suppose there are some tricks to try instead of using Google.cn.  This includes the two following links:

http://www.google.com/options/index.html
http://www.google.ca/

If foreign companies expect to make a tonne of money in China, then they must follow the rules. And if they do make a tonne of money, they'll still be harassed, but only because the Man expects you to share.

If you still don't get it, it can be simply put that in China's eyes: "This is my house, and if you don't like it then you can get the F*&K out!"

With that, I'd like to wish you all a Happy Chinese New Year and prosperous year of the Dog!

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Party of 2005 in Shanghai



I just found out recently that our Diesel Launch event last November, got an award for Party of the Year in Shanghai. It was voted by a Shanghai local media agency and is being given an award tonight. In addition to that, Diesel's HQ, also voted China as best party internally. I must admit myself, it was one of the best ones that we did last year. Completely off the hook. To celebrate, some of the Diesel management from HK are flying up to Shanghai to receive their award. Party at Shanghai's Bon Bon tonight. Bon Bon is a new club that opened recently in Shanghai and is affiliated with God's Kitchen. Even though it's become a popular club in SH, I still prefer my dose of Hip Hop and R&B.

More pictures of the Diesel party can be found here.

Blogging Slut

This will be my first official blog on the blogger site... I already have one on Xanga, I guess it won't hurt if I try another one. Nothing wrong with blogging around I suppose...

If you want to visit my old posts, you can find them here: http://red-man.xanga.com/